It eludes my all my vast intellectual powers to come and understand how come God did that.
Did he not make the Alamo? Perfect.
Did he not create Plano? Perfect.
Did he not create Anna Nicole Smith? Perfect afore she put on all that flesh and ate all them pills that made her addle brained.
Did he not fashion George W. Bush? Hell, nobody’s perfect, not even God.
So how come he done created Chicago, that den of iniquity and corruption? Yes I know it allowed for all them great Jimmy Cagney movies, but couldn’t he forsee that it would lead us to elect a scary dangerous intellectual radical as our President one day, and that day is right now?
How come he created California? I mean besides a place for Ronald By Gawd Reagan and arnold Schwarzenegger to be governor of. Couldn’t he forsee that it woyuld spawn Nancy Pelosi and gay marriages, not that there’s nothin wrong with it?
How come he made New York? Couldn’t he forsee Hillary bein Senator there and becomin Secretary of All the States?
How come he made Jooz? Moozlims? Hindoos? Them hound dog worshippin guys who live in Africa? And don’t even get me started with them John Wayne killin Mexicans.
Warn’t the good Christians he done created in Texas good enough for him?
Texas war perzactly perfect as it was. So why’d he have to go and create all that other stuff?
there was still parts in the box?
how can the alamo be perfect , they all died
You must have been asleep during your basic grammar and spelling courses.
he made the rest of the world to service Texas, of course!
god serownded good ol texas with all them ijits and beeners so that if a war were to com over herr, they’d be ataked first, so that we can liv and re build the greatest country sinse the dawn of tym.
God, I love satire.
He made the rest of that stuff so you’d appreciate how good it is to be in Texas.
because he realized that Texans come with Texas
You know “God” originally gave Texas to the Mexicans. And he loved the Jews first…they are after all the Chosen Ones.
I’m trying to figure out if you are being satirical or not. I really hope you are.
Actually, God created two earths: Regular Earth and Planet Texas. You can see a picture of Planet Texas in Texas magazine.
One day God wasn’t paying attention and somehow the two planets collided. Planet Texas being smaller and stinkier than Regular Earth kind of mooshed itself onto lower North America and has been festering there ever since, kind of like an infected pimple on the butt of the USA.
Scientists cleverly sought to resolve the problem by building NASA rocket stations in Texas. The hope was that if any of these missiles should happen to “accidentally” mis-fire, they would come down on Texas soil and in effect pop this nasty zit. It hasn’t happened yet. But there is always Hope.